shit head

you

ur a shit head

by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020

head sock

An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.

1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?

Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.

2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.

He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.

He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.

He asked me "did you see my face?"

"No, but the wife did"

by itseggtime January 21, 2021

Oopsie head

when you are giving oral/vanilla sex to the wrong person

"I went to a party with my boyfriend, and after a few drinks, I gave oopsie head."

by vicgin July 22, 2015

Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.

I was only joking you Colbert head.

by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009

Watermelon Head

Big ass head

Gina got a big ass watermelon head on top of her neck.

by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018

bussin' heads

Charging an obscene amount of money for products, goods, offerings, or services

Yo bruh, shawty said dude was bussin' heads for his e-content. He needs to price the price down a bit... it's rough out here for a G

by Stealthkin August 15, 2018

head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.

when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.

by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008