When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.
Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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Ever

With his dark features and cool style, Ever is always the most handsome man in the room. Although he lacks in the humor dept — he makes up for it with his taste in music, his loyalty in friendships and his consistent commitment to rallying every social gathering with a fireball shot. To be loved by him is an honor and pleasure.. always a giggle, good meal and quality time. Hold him close as every interaction makes you feel as though you’ve won the jackpot.
Who is last place in fantasy football this season? Probably Ever.

Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.
by aj pollock November 22, 2021
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Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life
by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020
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sickest bitch ever

A term used to describe a mekbourne sick bitch who hooks up a lad good and than becomes known as 'sickest bitch ever'
Ren ran into Mems on his way to buy paint and Ren said "I have a bag of paint in my backpack you can have." Mems replied "sickest bitch ever..."
by Renmemo July 25, 2022
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A phrase that is said by Buffalo Wild Wings employees when you ask for the "Bourbon Honey Mustard" sauce on your wings, afterwards declaring it to be the worst sauce.
You: "Can I get large traditional with Bourbon Honey Mustard?"
Waiter: "Have you ever tried the Bourbon?"
by Ripyou Anewone June 8, 2018
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Cutest boy ever

Marco
Litterally marco
He is so adorable and respectful!!!
He is honestly the best
He makes me feel reallu happy whenever i'm around him.
by XWO_<3_marco February 14, 2022
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