Huge cake

Nice ass

Hey! Huge cake.🍑

by Libbyboo August 14, 2022

dub cakes

your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.

damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.

by waldaux May 9, 2009

Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.

Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.

by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015

Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.

"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."

by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.

"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"

by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014