Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Fap Bastard

A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.

Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.

by JamieB123 November 1, 2014

cheeky bastard

midget that sneeks past you and steals the golden gun

that oddjob is a cheeky bastard

by oddjobteabagger February 5, 2010

stupid bastard

See the future in the palm of my hand.

Poker with the Joker and some Uno Cards.

The Bloodhound Gang are a bunch of stupid bastard( S ).

by larstait November 3, 2003

dickless bastard

a person or friend who talks shit about their friends on this site.

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz>

by Daniel Mullica May 31, 2003

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

bastard belly

cum bubble, thera

That bastard belly is just another Thera who probably doesn't even know who the father is.

by crusty roach vag October 23, 2008