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Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!
Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
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screaming bottom

A flamboyant homosexual man, who is most definitely the bottom in the relationship.
1. Joe the screaming bottom from the bar mushroom top bar....
2. Oh him!
by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015
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screaming meanies

The acidics in your butthole about to erupt making you want to scream while letting out the harshest shit you have ever felt
Uh oh guys bad news bears... I've got the screaming meanies
by Mr fuck your bitch April 11, 2016
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Screaming Eagle

So there's five guys and one girl engaging in sexual intercourse, one guy is at the mouth, one is at the anus, one is at the poon, and one is in each hand
Yo we totally screaming eagled that girl last night

Add a girl into this orgy and we'll have a screaming eagle
by Birdlover69 June 9, 2018
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screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.
She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!
by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020
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Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
by Cigoler February 15, 2022
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screaming guiseppe

A homeless dude that goes around shoving his dick in other homeless people. He has a retarded laugh mixed of snorting and dying so beware.
dude look at that screaming guiseppe

I just pulled a screaming guiseppe
by meaty360 June 22, 2022
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