Shrek the Third

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

Shrek SUPER Dildo

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by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

odell shmeckham

This fat nigga Ben is white and thinks he looks like Odell but he really looks like a retarded army man

This nigga Ben look like Odell shmeckham

by Mike the goon fyle October 10, 2017

get shreked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you are supposed to say after killing Dini with a 420 blaze it no scope

man I said get shreked!!!!!!!!!!!!! when I killed Dini he's so gey

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Horny for shrek

It basically means that you want your swamp to be invaded by an ogre. You feel some of weird feelings and your anus starts to hurt each time someone mentions Shrek. If you could you would test some freaky stuff for adults with Shrek

Oh my! I'm so freaking horny for shrek after spending some time with my uncle

by Imhornyrightnow October 7, 2021

Sheckells

a grotesque growth on ones back. characterized as a scaley tile like substance dripping with goo. only possibilities of growth are on the filthiest of mammals.

mike did not shower for a month and due to the horribly unclean state of his home he contracted sheckells on his upper back.

by Hoovnasty December 16, 2009

shmeckle

to inflict damage to someone whether it be physical, emotional, or mental.

Ian: "Bro, did you see the fight at school?!"

Brian: "Yeah, man! That guy got shmeckled!!

by The Shmeckler July 27, 2017