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Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
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send kalani after you

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.
"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic
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Send Nudes Day4/19

Nude pics a chick posts of herself in a forum. Often times if a hottie posts a regular pic, the other posters will keep asking for "nudes?" or "n00dz plz."
The pics thread was at the top with 300 users online. Some chick must have posted nudes.
So April 19 Bless someones day
Bro its Send Nudes Day4/19 call april
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Sendible

When something could be a "Full Send" but there is a high chance of you fucking up. Invented by kc
Friend 1: Kill that bitch, FULL SEND
Me: Yo, I could, but its sendible
by Underrated Words ngl February 16, 2019
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Send me to the goonies

When thats banter, and the Manchester girl is mad at you and your girlfriend is a little rat.
Me: That’s banter chav

Millie B: so send me to the goonies
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Send off

A person that cannot make up their mind, This person usually gives you misguided information in an atempt to temporarily satisfy all parties involved in making any kind of plans.
Want to go to Chicago? Yeah I’ll go....... Arrives in Chicago. Where’s Linan? He's not coming.... He's such a send off
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Gotta send any ivan full titty pics <3
Today’s Send ivan Titty pics day <3, gotta send now
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