screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

Screaming Dave

As there are Karen's...a "Screaming Dave" is a guy who appears to be flipping out in a panic induced freak out.

We got a real Screaming Dave over here, that guy is literally foaming at the mouth.

by PizzaGuy420 February 13, 2021

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

scream therapy

Scream therapy is when you are home alone and you need to scream to feel better

Amanda: Last night I totally used scream therapy
Hannah: OMG I did too! It totally helped calm me down

by dirtysanchez91 January 31, 2015

munson dick scream

When you force a ghost pepper down your pee slit. The shock to your penis makes it scream like a little bitch

Ken went downstairs and we heard this weird noise coming from down there. We fear he was doing the Munson Dick Scream

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

Screaming piss

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot

“Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

by Noodle_man November 21, 2019