shitty wank stain

Someone who shits whilst wanking...
Oi you fucking idiot stop being a shitty wank stain.
by Wonka August 11, 2018
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Cum Stain Poetry

The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.
"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 10, 2018
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anal wank stain

improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 08, 2009
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shit stain sally

pat howard gettin a face full of doodey
You mang, he just got a shit stain sally
by steve weilyy July 13, 2006
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It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
by AZZA25 June 28, 2010
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Political Cum Stain

1. N. An annoying-ass adolescent piece of shit who always argues about politics, and usually hates everyone. See also: David.

2. N. The cum stain on the ass of a 12 year old girl. See also David.
Guy 1: Dude, you know who I hate more than Jeremy?
Guy 2: No who?
Guy 1: No one!
Guy 2: What about that kid David... hes such a Political Cum Stain!
by Thedeadhead04 May 17, 2008
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shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy May 19, 2011
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