Sir Rasmussen

When you use the male sexual organ as a monocle on another man's eye.

Mitch really loves to use the Sir Rasmussen on his boyfriends.

by Jack Beast Nimble August 31, 2013

It's sir

The opposite of "it's ma'am". A gloriously cringe-worthy exclamation from an unhinged girl who attended Jeff Younger's speech at UNT Denton. This 'sir' also claimed her female friend was 'more of a man' than Younger, generating mocking laughter from Younger.

'ma'a-'
'IT'S SIR!'

by bigboobies007 March 2, 2023

sir sammy

the person that makes you feel your worth something (don’t let go of him)

sir sammy is the. eat person you will ever meet

by miss madi July 9, 2021

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

sir larpsalot

a guy named birds in #jass

“Quit being a sir larpsalot!”

by kysplslmfao December 5, 2023

Sir. Yappington the Third

A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.

James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..

by The Remsters April 19, 2024