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Ride the bike

When a woman sits on your face with her vagina directly over your mouth (the females clitoris is at the tip of your nose) and you let her ride your face until she orgasms.
(first person): Dude last night Susan came three times in my mouth.

(second person): dude you let her ride the bike?! Awesome!!!
by nelly4tado June 19, 2010
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Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006
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Riding the tandem

Me and Jessie are going to frolic in the meadow then we're riding the tandem for a while
by j-masta420 April 19, 2009
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ride the pony

to take 4 shots as fast as possible
John: Do you want to ride the pony tonight?
Alex: Yes! I'm trying to get very drunk!!
by ponyupbitch December 13, 2018
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bump ride

verb: when you go on a drive with a system that bumps just to listen to music with no destination
"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"

"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"
by syren1 September 20, 2013
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Riding the Roomba

An expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
Pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.

When:
You are a smart cat who has matured...
The mystery of the red dot has been solved...
Harassing the dog isn't as entertaining as it once was...
Life is so boring that even catnip doesn't do it for you anymore...
What can you do?
You can always Ride the Roomba.
*From the Youtube video of Max the cat riding the Roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
"Hey what are you doing this weekend?" "Oh, I dunno, maybe riding the roomba."
by theOriginalSlangard August 22, 2014
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Riding Henry

If someone has already called shotgun or there are no seats available: "riding Henry" is the act of riding along in the bed of a truck. More creative and advanced participants will try it on the outside of a car or any vehicle other than a truck.
" man those assholes picked me up with a full crew, so I had to man up and ride Henry by myself in the back! "

"we need to get this mattress home,so someones riding Henry in the truck cuz we don't have bungie cords".
by HTML rulez d00d January 4, 2010
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