The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.
Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.
Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.
Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.
Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.
Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless
by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017
Get the Banana Republicanizationmug. An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020
Get the Republican Pneumoniamug. by Jiffery July 5, 2021
Get the Republicanmug. When capitalized, Republican refers to a member of the Republican Party. When lower-case, republican means someone who is capable of jaw-dropping hypocrisy.
You didn't care one bit about the proven Russian interference in the 2016 election, but you think we need to overturn an election and start a Congressional investigation based on the paranoid delusions of a self-obsessed sociopath? How republican of you!
by IrmaGurd December 30, 2020
Get the republicanmug. One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards
by Booty stealer August 8, 2022
Get the Republicansmug. When someone starts dancing like Donald Trump that looks like he is air jerking two guys at once with his double fist pumping to music.
In that 3 way i would totally go republican dance style on those hot guys, but ive already voted blue.
by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020
Get the Republican Dance Stylemug. A homosexual person who does not embrace or support others with their identity.
Someone who publicly condemns homosexuality but engages in it privately
Someone who publicly condemns homosexuality but engages in it privately
by Pseudidilyudenym August 5, 2022
Get the Republican gaymug.