Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

poke

A e cigarette or vape. Used for slang.

dude, give me my poke back.

by triblyeyqueeen23 January 4, 2022

Poke

In Southeast Asia, most gamers in Malaysia and Indonesia are using the word to insult other players.
this word can be associated with Pokémon.

Kim: yo Indra can I invite my friend, he wants to join us
Indra: OK!

Kim's Friend joined the lobby.

Indra: Apaan ini teman mu poke anjing! main aja lansung mati.

by Adeemn December 29, 2020

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016

Poke

A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.

“My big brother poked me when I took his phone. I had to apologize to him.”

by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020