Crabby patty

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.

It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.

by Patty parker April 19, 2021

Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

patty xs

Patty xs is a code word for I love you or you mean a lot to me

Patty xs!

by Cherry Roundersz May 20, 2021

patty xs

Patty xs is a secret code which means I adore you, care for you, appreciate you, or I love you

Patty xs

by Cherry Roundersz May 20, 2021

Patti Alvarez

Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.

Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo

by idk x May 22, 2021

Fatty Patty Syndrome

Someone who is a bigback who eats a lot. Very common in olmeca. Can spread through touch. Commonly found in people 5’4/5’5

Sleeping on your stomach can be used as a way to reduce fatty patty syndrome temporarily.

by Fattypatty69 December 6, 2024

Patty Cake Sigma

Sex. Clappin' cheeks.

"What was that clapping sound coming from the bedroom?"

"Oh, we were just playing Patty Cake Sigma."

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2024