Skip to main content

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
mugGet the pre-shower project-ponder mug.

bray school project

The worst place ever conceived. Auschwitz and the gulags are a joke compared to this monstrosity.
bray school project was worse than the gulags and auschwitz. If satan was a woman (s)he would give birth to bray school project.
by airbusgoodboeingbad May 6, 2025
mugGet the bray school project mug.

Project 2025

Project 2025 is a right-wing policy proposal from the Heritage Foundation to reshape the United States laid out in a nearly 1000 page document.

These changes include, but are not limited to:
- Giving the president more control over federal law enforcement agencies
- Eliminating the Department of Education
- Banning “woke” books and classes from schools
- Mandating that schools preach Christianity and funding private Christian schools with taxpayer money
- Reversing efforts to stop climate change
- Making legal immigration harder and increasing punishments for illegals immigration
- Restricting access to abortion
- Removing LGBTQ+ protections
- Cutting ties completely with China
- Reversing protections against discrimination in housing
- Reducing taxes for corporations and the 1%
Person 1: Have you seen Project 2025, that shit is crazy.

Person 2: Yeah, I’m moving to Canada if it happens.
by KoalaUnknown July 7, 2024
mugGet the Project 2025 mug.

Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.
The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.
by Kymera March 16, 2010
mugGet the Director, Projects mug.

Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D
Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.
by ifyckinghateibohmygodpleaseKMS November 27, 2022
mugGet the Personal Project Report mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email