by DwarfPedo November 12, 2020
A fucking person who has no fucking sense of self. He jokes around non-existent jokes and even fucking jacks himself off when doing so.
grass#0326 is a fucking bitch.
by kryf_ April 24, 2023
Craig: hey John!
John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯
John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯
by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷♂ March 24, 2021
A term coined by the best service industry professional Davina. Commonly used when insinuating that one is useless. One that is still and useless. It does nothing but stand around and has no purpose.
“Davina did nothing today. She was an absolute blade of grass. Swaying in the wind with no purpose.”
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.
“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely
by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024
An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.
by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020
by HannahTheFanta August 11, 2016