Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. Oscar is the best friend you've always wished for. He is the most kindest guy you'll ever meet and he'll do anything for anyone, especially the ones he loves. But beware, Oscar is known as a chatterbox but knows when to shut up! He always finds ways to make people laugh and cheer, even when your down and won't give up until your happy. What can I say, he's hilarious. He loves anything alcoholic and loves to party! If you are lucky enough to meet an Oscar, DO NOT let him go! He is EXTREMELY romantic and very loyal. He'll never lie to you. He is a natural beauty!
person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
by h3lla.,g00d November 24, 2019
Get the Oscarmug. cute cuddles funny handsome boy who anime would be lucky to have and everyone is jealous of them because that are the bestest! and the are loved so so muchhh
by tiddles mayssss November 6, 2020
Get the oscarmug. Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
Oscar
by Charl the beast March 4, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
Get the oscar the catmug. 
brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko
and good at lying
xoxox
:)
by .oscar. August 4, 2020
Get the oscarmug.