Nothing

Why did you search for this-

Just w h y

here’s nothing:

Person 1: hey dude I got nothing

Person 2: but it’s my birthday :(

Person 1: *panik*

by Cotton EEEEE May 22, 2021

Nothing

Nothing is just nothing

Why the frick did you search this?

Person 1: hey dude I got nothing

Person 2: but it’s my birthday :(

Person 1: *panik*

by Cotton EEEEE May 22, 2021

Nothing

A word to use when describing what you own

Person 1: What do you own
Person 2: Nothing

by Smallcoc May 26, 2021

Nothing

Its literally means nothing

Nothing is nothing

by broread June 1, 2021

nothing forums

the BEST DAMN FORUM EVER.

Oh look here is a brilliant post on Nothing forums!

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

i got nothing to smile about

your response when some dictator attempts to sideline you and make you feel guilty for not forcing your lips in an upwards motion in exchange for a shoddy penny.

Manager: Uh excuse me, but you are at work and it is your obligation to smile at customers and make them feel like kings and queens!

You: Ya know what!? I got nothing to smile about!

by ACunny August 22, 2024

nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.

If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P

by QuacksO December 18, 2024