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nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.
Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.
by Chipspew September 1, 2011
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run nigger

Something one nigger says to another, when being approached by law enforcement personal.
here comes the cops, "run nigger ".
by omegs greek February 26, 2009
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Nigger Car

Leroy got hiz bicycle stolen, so heez ridin the nigger car in Detroit
by Charley Mais August 25, 2009
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nigger flappin

the action of slurring your words with big old monkey lips to muffle the sound, causing it impossible to understand it
Man boy i cant understand what the fuck you're saying because nigger flapping like crazy.
by Superior One May 7, 2010
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nigger thick

The thickest of thick most commonly described as a big booty black female
by Henrydickthong42069 February 16, 2017
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obese nigger

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover
A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover
by Obese nigger May 26, 2018
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crunchy niggers

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...
Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers
by DestructionDomination July 17, 2017
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