Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

mother trista

bears mommy

person 1: wow is that trista?
bear: yes its my mother trista

by BEARBEAR123 July 15, 2022

Your mother.

Your mother.

Guy1: Your mother was fun in bed last night
Guy2: What?
Guy1: What?
Santa Claus: What?
Satan: What?
God: What?
Your mother.: What?
Everyone else: What?

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023

mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.

balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍

by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021

ur'e mother

your mother but ur'e

person 1: your mother
person 2: ur'e
or

person 1: ez bro youre bad
person 2:ur'e mother

by me nub April 27, 2022

mother hair

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.

Oh no! I lost my mother hair!

by Yosef Khalil December 9, 2017