Happy One Month My World

Something you make as your discord status to celebrate you and your eboyfriend's one month anniversery.

Also it is one of the worst things for someone who likes your to find.

Luke: Bruh she made her status Happy One Month My World I'm done
Andrew: Fuck her

by DB26E January 25, 2023

13th month pay

-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.

-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.

-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.

Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.

agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??

agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!

by REPS(name) December 14, 2009

Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020

The 30th of every month

The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.

Eyo, it's the 30th today, do you know what that means???

Yes! It's The 30th of every month!

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020

Satogou month

In August, there is satogou month in celebration of the ship of Satoshi (ash) and Gou from Pokemon

Person 1:HEY IT'S AUGUST Y'KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!

Person 2:YAHHH HAPPY SATOGOU MONTH

by Femboycumjar69 December 5, 2023

Discrimination month

You can hate on every gay minority there is on november

Hey, its national discrimination month. Let's bully Cameron

by Poopepe November 4, 2021

Make-Out Month

Make-Out month also know as MKM.

In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad

"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month

by Mister_know_it_all January 12, 2020