The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it
"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges
by Hamiloverdicks January 27, 2018
Get the London Bridge mug.A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".
Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"
by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024
Get the Martin London mug.Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.
Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"
by maasd the line April 18, 2024
Get the Martin-London mug.A beautiful tall girl who is funny loves to laugh all the boys love her she cool with a lot of people
by Sadyu November 21, 2021
Get the London mug.The late 60’s in London produced a colorful youth scene- The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, and the Beatles rules. Twiggy was taking off.
Bright clothing shops lined the streets as well a groupies and pot smoke.
Bright clothing shops lined the streets as well a groupies and pot smoke.
by Ains.ya March 14, 2021
Get the swinging london mug.When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
by Senshuro November 12, 2020
Get the london chimney mug.Guy1: What are those two guys doing with those knives?! Should we call the police?
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.
by hugunu January 27, 2025
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