jonathan

a very talented person. who doesn't really show their emotions and also very serious but honestly cares a lot. a person who will be there when you need them. and of course they are really funny.

my brother is such a jonathan . he really serious one second and then the other is the funniest person

by ubranny May 11, 2022

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Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.

Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.

by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024

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Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.

Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu

by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023

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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors

Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie

by hello jon apologies for the de June 2, 2024

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Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.

Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.

by JamariusQuangleDangleFan2001 May 26, 2022

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