Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022

Jason Wavra

D1 Michigan Athlete, NHL Prospect and straight A student who gets many girls and is a nice respectful young man.

Jason Wavra is a pimp

by Connor A. April 27, 2022

Jason Hines

Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something she cannot have.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream

Jason Hines is a ummmmm wait oh wait cN we can we get some Jason Hines

by Jason Hines November 14, 2021

Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke

Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!

by baldandbeez October 11, 2013

Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.

Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.

by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

Jason Cogburn

Greateslt,most awesome thing or action known to man. If your good to him he is great to you.

That knight he pulled a Jason Cogburn made that knight so Jason Cogburn!

by Jcogcc August 14, 2018