Jason Ravalo

The ultimate homie. He can bone all yall bitches so watch out.

He just JASONED MY GRILL - Jason Ravalo

by Smokeweedeatyogurt October 5, 2016

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason Scambillis

A person who spends so little effort on what they are told to do and instead does what they want like create Ghost arrows for an annoying game that nobody plays and thinks that they can make that into a career.

Person 1: Hi I am Jason Scambillis
Person 2: *Smells the stink*
Person 1: *Friday Nighgt Funkin Noises*
Person 2: Please let me die

by Ben_Annoyance April 18, 2022

Jason Hines

Jason Hines is a girl who likes to fuck and is always searching for something she cannot have.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily there's a duck in the stream

Jason Hines is a ummmmm wait oh wait cN we can we get some Jason Hines

by Jason Hines November 14, 2021

Jason Wavra

D1 Michigan Athlete, NHL Prospect and straight A student who gets many girls and is a nice respectful young man.

Jason Wavra is a pimp

by Connor A. April 27, 2022

Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday

We celebrated Jason Brown

by Jew slayer December 19, 2019