Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason Finney

He is an ugly bastard who has a small willy

Oh look it’s jason finney , fat fook

by Liamjones1897 March 8, 2018

jason lane

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.

Dont be a Jason Lane

by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday

We celebrated Jason Brown

by Jew slayer December 19, 2019

jason fredricks

Jason fredricks is the name given to the most horny nut busting Man on earth usually he comes out the closest around 10th grade

1. “Ben” Yo you heard Jason came out yesterday

2. “Man also named Jason most times the better one” nigga what you jus say

1. Not you stupid Jason fredricks

2. Damn fr that nigga kinda sus

by Play boy hat September 5, 2020

kawasaki jason

A kawasaki Jason can be defined as being on your atv while jerking yourself off via reach around.

A Kawasaki Jason can be defined as Caught my homie Jason in the woods on his quad performing a Kawasiki Jason.

by Brianprimosch October 17, 2020