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Homosapian

Did I call you a homo? I meant Homosapian!
by Homoerectus December 12, 2004
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Homeschooler Syndrome

Though not a true disorder, this epidemic is plaguing children and teenagers worldwide, hitting the homeschooling community most of all. It is characterized by a lack of conforming to social cues. While those afflicted can understand social cues, they simply don't care; believing that everything is about them and nothing can have a negative reaction.
Person 1: That dude doesn't even care that he's acting like a douchebag.
Person 2: Wow, he must have Homeschooler Syndrome.
by b0ogerbrain500 June 19, 2010
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Homosexual Locomotive

A gay man or woman who enjoys trains being pulled on them by people of the same sex. Not to be confused with orgy.
I went to my lesbian lover's crib lastnight, only to walk in on a huge dildo train. She is such a homosexual locomotive!
by Carrah Doll January 9, 2009
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homostona

A term of endearment best used when speaking of or to a friend that uses marijuana recreationally.
It is most correct to use on or near the time of 4:20 or April 20th.

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Yo Tyler get on league of legends you homostona!

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Fuckkkkkkkkk that homostona stole my fucking scooter...

..oh wait no he's just using it to take that old lady across the street.

Oh homostoners, such gentle men they are.

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{*@**@*} ,'l~' j ~' a' '($)'

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by ShadowLing May 18, 2014
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pussy homosexual

lol lil durk just needed to find a quick lil clever phrase for the song “Just Flow”. So pussy homosexual it is. Sorry I don’t have a definition for ya buddy. #FREEDURKIO
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homesick bitch

Clownish baby who blindy defends their point of view with the greatest of fervor--regardless of the issue at hand, or their perceived correctness--over and over and over again until they feel they have successfully defended their stance.
Giff: The sky is blue and the grass is green.

Bomber: No way...the sky is green and the grass is blue.

Giff: Come on Bomber...everyone can see that the sky is
blue and the grass is green.

Bomber: No

Giff: Yes

Bomber: No

Giff: Yes

Bomber: No

Giff: Fine...the sky is green and the grass is blue.

Bomber: At least we can agree.

Giff: Whatever Bomber...you homesick bitch.
by Jong Ifford February 17, 2007
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Homoshake

After ejaculating into another man's ass, the ejaculator inserts a straw into his partner's ass and stirs creating the famous homoshake. This mixture of semen and feces is then sucked out of the anus.

If any rectal bleeding is present, it is then known as a strawberry homoshake
Valkress: "I gave Kedern2223 a bangin homoshake last night."
Coxtrox: "Goddamnit Valkress your a sick fuck."
Valkress: "I stretched him so far it made a strawberry homoshake!"
Coxtrox: "....."
by ttylnuke December 8, 2004
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