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Homoshake 

After ejaculating into another man's ass, the ejaculator inserts a straw into his partner's ass and stirs creating the famous homoshake. This mixture of semen and feces is then sucked out of the anus.

If any rectal bleeding is present, it is then known as a strawberry homoshake
Valkress: "I gave Kedern2223 a bangin homoshake last night."
Coxtrox: "Goddamnit Valkress your a sick fuck."
Valkress: "I stretched him so far it made a strawberry homoshake!"
Coxtrox: "....."
Homoshake by ttylnuke December 8, 2004
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Homosae-PEON 

Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches
McKay, fiona, adam, Scott

Each of the above mentioned people is a Homosae-PEON.
Homosae-PEON by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

homoshreksual 

Someone that has feeling solely for Shrek, and his reproductive organs.
See also Bishreksual - The love of men, women, and Shrek (Which I find quite frankly desgustang, as Shrek is love, Shrek is life)
ME: 'Hey guys, I'm coming out as a Homoshreksual'
People: 'Wow you must really love Shrek you sad, lonely gimp!'
homoshreksual by Shreksticles August 14, 2017

homosketchual

When a man or woman's homosexuality/straightness becomes questionable.
Ryan is homosketchual based on his sense of style.
homosketchual by FANOUS November 24, 2013

Homoshrexual 

Derrick: "Dang, Shrek is sexy."
Kate: "You're such a homoshrexual."
Homoshrexual by .1.1.1.1.1.1.1 August 20, 2019

closeted homowhatever 

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.
I am not a closeted homowhatever.
closeted homowhatever by Joe February 26, 2005

hooshakaw 

A girl/guy who thinks there hot but really they arent. People just use them.
Your such a hooshakaw.
You're really not your such a hooshakaw.
hooshakaw by Michale and Amber January 27, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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