don’t you have

A term, typically used when you fail chemistry.

“I didn’t prepare my chemistry exam”
“Don’t you have”

by _bratgirl15 November 26, 2021

Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.

Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"

by AMT_ May 16, 2022

i have cheese

means to have a wedgie

I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?

by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021

having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017