to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

don’t you have

A term, typically used when you fail chemistry.

“I didn’t prepare my chemistry exam”
“Don’t you have”

by _bratgirl15 November 26, 2021

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022

have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.

Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!

Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

Daretohavehair.com

by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017

Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.

Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"

by AMT_ May 16, 2022

Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)

Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020