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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
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Gooch Goblin

A small animal that grows inside of a human's gooch. The gooch goblin feeds on vibrations from the "Gooch pounder" and will grow in size when fed enough. If the gooch goblin is not fed enough then it will become aggrivated and will harm the human host in a "Gooch destruction" this can cause permanent damage to the host and can occationally result in death. When the gooch goblin is born they migrate to the right cheek along with the "Smegma soldiers".

In the battle of smegtown in 1756 BC the rump reapers migrated from the left cheek in order to take land and supplies from the right cheek powers. In this battle the smegma soldiers and the gooch goblins ended their ongoing civil war to combat against the rump reapers. in the end the right cheek forces were able to push back the rump reapers and secure the right cheek

later they contacted right cheek forces from other hosts using the "Galactic Outside Oriented Communications Harnesser" or G.O.O.C.H which was a secret military project originally created by the reapers but was intercepted on an undercover venture with a Gooch-ops team and was later stolen and perfected by the smegma soldiers. The gooch goblins went on to use the G.O.O.C.H device and banded together with different nations of gooch goblin and attempted to push back the rump reaper forces, which left the left cheek under control of the gooch goblins and the smegma soldiers. The rump reapers were exiled but eventually following the civil-rump movement were left alone
PERSON 1: I have a painful feeling in right under my booty-crack
PERSON 2: Did you remember to feed your gooch goblin today?
PERSON 1: Oh! thats it. better do that now before goochi gets angry and gives me a "gooch destruction"
by Angry_Salad December 12, 2024
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Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice
"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "
by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020
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Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.
Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”
by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025
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Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".
racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?
by sveski May 5, 2023
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Gooch

I got mugged by the Gooch, but I managed to shoot it in the head with my Marksman Rifle MK2.
by 37by4cc7wy897y8uihrs siu December 27, 2022
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Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.
Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!
by CarlR69 March 18, 2017
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