Crinkle Fucker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.

by TruNak October 27, 2019

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much

Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker

by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Brother Fucker

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain

That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker

by Union1 January 24, 2019

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016