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Football hooligans

An often unrowdy, violent and middle aged member of society. They hangout outside football/soccer stadiums and in local pubs and cause civil unrest. They often look for trouble and are very right wing, like Tommy Robinson right wing.

If they catch you wearing a shirt that's of another team you better get your ass out of there before they get that beer belly and whoop your ass.

Famously angry team supporters include the:

English team

Liverpool football club in particular

All of Scotlands teams

All teams in 100 miles of Birmingham
"Those Chelsea FC football hooligans beat me up, they caught me outside the stands"
by Kaisermann July 6, 2020
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Tunnel football

A very boring style of football, usually played by teams with no imagination and easily pleased fans.

See also anti-football
Jimmy: Did you see the Uefa cup final?
Jock: Aye, the Rangers were playing utter tunnel football.
Jimmy: Bored their way through the game.
by Sydney McFatnut July 4, 2008
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fremantle football club

Bunch of dockers. See definition of docker

Supported by little gay boys like dean de Villiers
Fremantle dockers football club
Fremantle football club
by Sammy020 September 26, 2013
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fag football

The act of kicking a homosexual in the testicles.
Billy and I were bored last night, so we went to a gay bar in the city and played us a little "fag football." I wish I'd worn my steel-toe boots.
by Timmy2Legs October 25, 2006
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Football

We played football yesterday after school in Ryan's Buick
by Louis Rizzo March 24, 2012
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football move

A term used by NFL television analysts in attempt to easily clarify/determine whether a particular pass was either a) caught and then fumbled or b) incomplete. The thinking is that if a ball was dropped after making a "football move" that the ball was officially caught and then fumbled. In contrast, if the receiver was not making a "football move," it was simply a dropped pass and therefore incomplete.

The problem with this term is that a receiver could clearly fumble the ball while making a non-football move (e.g. basketball move, volleyball move, etc.).
"And that pass is caught by Troy Williamson at the 30 yard line and he turns sideways while releasing a hook-shot (basketball move) toward the 28 yard-line where it is recovered by Al Harris - that is an incomplete pass and the Vikings will retain possession of the ball - that was not a football move...what was Al Harris thinking picking that ball up after a basketball move?"

This is clearly a catch followed by a fumble without the presence of a "football move."

I apologize for the unrealistic example - no way Williamson would catch the ball.
by Mr. Fabian December 30, 2006
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Football twitter

A group of people who genuinely have no life and just sit on twitter all day every day doing #GainSZN
Chelsea and Wolves fans are the elite ,however there are a bunch of dicks known as Utd and Arsenal fans that roam the platform thinking that people actually believe their false claims about Rashford and Pepe.
Football Twitter:
Man U fan: Rashford>Mbappe debate your nan

Arsenal fan: Pepe>Hazard prove wrong
Rest of FT: fuck off you delusional twats, who actually asked?
by CFCResistor May 9, 2020
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