structural engineer

While they tend to be very intelligent and mild mannerd, the modern Strutural Engineer is more than likely extremely Gay. They tend to exhibit normal heterosexual behavior when in public, often times pretending to have wives and families and even act like Conservatives. Once they get in the comfort of their office where they are surrounded by their other Structural Engineering “Companions” their real feelings come out. They often times stay at their place of work late while drinking strawberry daqueries and having all male orgies.

Two Structural Engineers were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

by Architects Against Gay Engineers (A.A.G.E.) December 11, 2008

engineeringness

Details of something, usually related to construction or mechanical engineering, that are present mostly to either impress a viewer with an object's complexity or to cover someone's ass in case of liability.

Man - the building inspector will pass this timberframe design for SURE - look at all that engineeringness!

by Basic D May 19, 2008

Engine-Earz

Engine-EarZ Experiment are a musical union of incredibly talented artists who pulse a new wave of sound that smashes the glass divisions of genres and ideologies; fusing indigenous musics from around the world with elements of dubstep, drum'n'bass, electronica and rock.
Centring around acclaimed multi-instrumentalist/scorer/dj/producer Prashant Mistry, the ensemble take you on a journey down the rabbit hole of musical wonder and closes the exit back home - And you don't even care as the colliding rhythms, drops and twisted formula takes you to somewhere exciting and new!

Toki: I got us two tickets for Engine-Earz tomorrow night.
Una: woah! ...I ..I feel funny, my brain can't comprehend the sheer amount of joy
Toki: heh.. feels good doesn't it?
Una: .. in so many ways! I'm numb. Hold me.

by Talonz February 21, 2010

Engangstment

The act of changing or adding to something to make it sounds or appear more gangsta-like.

I can't stop saying shit like pimp shizzle, fo real and nigga. I think my vocabulary has had an engangstment.

by erreerreerre December 14, 2010

engineer's bandage

A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.

Example 1:

I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.

Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.

by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018

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I had to study for a Spanish test but got bored so decided to define this in the urban Dictionary.

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by AJR_adam_jack_ryan_SUPER_FAN November 3, 2019

Engineer

a person who is scared of math and physics

Person 1: DON'T SHOW HIM THE MATHEMATICAL PROOF!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: HE IS AN ENGINEER!!

by Mechanik69 January 6, 2021