Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened

by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

ever wipe

When you are trying to wipe up after a messy poop, but finding on each successive wipe the remnants of poop never go away, leading to an ever wipe.

Man I had an ever wipe this morning, I know its gonna be a bad day

by HK_MP5 June 7, 2018

The Most Perfect Dude Ever

dyvier. one word is all i have to say.

omg theres the most perfect dude ever !

by dyvier May 11, 2022

Hemlocke F. ever

a Hemlock is a creature of unknown origins to science. they have a natural connection towards all animals, mostly steeds. they are known to bring gifts to its family and friends and are mostly hospitable creatures. they only turn hostile when provoked at unusual times, such as grieving and general annoyance. when angered, hemlocks use their sharp fangs and hand made weapons to attack the opponent. either that, or they flee via flight.

"That Hemlocke F. Ever is pretty neet."

by loraxtree69 June 6, 2025

The best Instagram account ever

The Gorillazmatic account. Don’t @ me.

The best Instagram account ever

by Gorillazmatic November 11, 2020

prettiest boy to ever exist

Jack Tilney. No other words needed xx

Jack Tilney is the prettiest boy to ever exist

by Moth_xo09<3333 April 12, 2024

Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.

Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO

by Yes… April 20, 2022