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emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"
by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017
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Emotional Breakdown

Oho! Sam Sedar had an emotional breakdown! Damn!
Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

when your emotions are damaged
;-;
when times are a little sadder then usual
;-;
by britto5614 April 5, 2022
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emotication

The act of using an emoji representative of a person's actual face in real-time.
And yes, that emotication of Janet is 100% accurate.
by ti sh September 15, 2018
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emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.
A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'
by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022
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