The Dolphin

Testing whether you can suck your own dick by touching it with your nose while you are hard.

Last night I tried the Dolphin and I could do it. Been doing a lot of training.

by QuakerOtis October 6, 2021

Dolphin Dick

A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole

Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Dolphin

A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.

"Dolphin blocked me again"-Flat earth member
"typical Dolphin"-Flat earth member #2

by william<333333 January 14, 2025

Dolphin

The only sea creature anyone likes

You:hey bro do you like dolphins?

Them: yeaaaaaaa maaaahhhhnnn

by QueenKangaroo July 19, 2019

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.

Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?

by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021

super tiny dolphin

(1) A word to use to keep someone innocent when talking the topic of STDs.

(2) A word for the acronym STD

Hey, do you think Tulisa will give me a super tiny dolphin tonight? I'm feeling lucky!

by Queen of the valley May 22, 2016

like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011