wipe cream

the cream you use to wipe on someone’s ass.

Thampi wiped his ass with this wipe cream, it was so clean afterwards!

by Cometstrike October 19, 2019

thiccy cream

Thick n’ creamy but way more sexual.

This creme Anglaise is thiccy cream!

by MooMoove our the way February 15, 2023

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

Cream Beetweens

My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.

Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.

Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"

by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014