“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019
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It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.
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"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
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"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
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After an intimate night with Nadia, Stuart came strolling out to breakfast in a pair of cream bunny socks
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