cookies and creamed

when ur fucking a girl in the pussy and she cums and shits at the same time
awe man, you just cookies and creamed on me.
by daddycucumber6969 April 11, 2016
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Cream Adventures

The act of watching Ghost Adventures™ and eating ice cream to escape your problems.
Ashley and Katie had a long day, so they stayed up late last night doing cream adventures
by Hornist9033 September 23, 2023
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Whipped cream

Used for desserts and could be used for something else...
George: Pass the whipped cream
Jonathan: Your already fat enough
by Bennymaxlola April 26, 2020
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cream man

An absolute buffoon, That tries to make a valid argument but fails instantly by repeating every damn word.
Cream man: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?? “omg you are a retard” NO YOU MY G
Sokon4174: k.
Eyebell: can you stop repeating the same lines like a retard?
by Sokon4174 February 19, 2021
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Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.
The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.
by _Einherjar March 11, 2021
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cream-colored

A feeling of emptiness or emotional blunting, but in an almost uneasy way. As if you’re dissociating, feeling an emotional disconnect between your feelings that you are unable to identify and or have the energy to cope with or “fix” said feelings, which causes a large feeling of dread.

Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.

Ex:

Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”

Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”

Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”
“The woman cried as she lay on her bed. Unable to leave her cream-colored state.”
by marble.13 August 27, 2023
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Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.
Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.
by Grundel Monster January 16, 2012
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