Tom Crawshaw

The Biggest giga chad ever imagenable who doesnt need a girlfriend cause he likes to work and earn money

hes such a Tom Crawshaw

by BallSackDan August 24, 2022

John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get

If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying

by DCW guy November 4, 2022

Average crawlers fan

A person (most likely queer ) who listens to the silly goofy eyeliner band and slays.

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??

B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan

by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022

Hood Crawling

To venture into the belly of the Beast by traversing a hoods back alleyways, forgotten Lots, or streets that you very much do not belong in so much so that individuals might bargain with you for a small drug transaction, a small physical escapade or for all of your personal Goods with no payment in exchange.

Who is this fool walking down the street? This man's must be Hood crawling.

by PassiveDemon January 18, 2023

closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.

Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.

by Sequoianvda March 31, 2023

DIRTY CRAWFORD

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet

Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023

Booty Crawl

When you plan a trip and intend to sleep with multiple people on your travel, possibly as a means of housing.

I'm visiting back home this weekend and going on a booty crawl while there.

by StoneOfEternity July 19, 2023