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dumb-shit bullshit

The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .
by I’mBoomboombaby April 8, 2022
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.
Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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BullShit

Just looking up bullshit when you have no friends to play Fortnite
by Mattp207 September 16, 2019
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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
mugGet the Bullshit Testosteronemug.

bullshit

"*jojo sigh* this is fucking bullshit it's just straight no hitmarkers"
by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023
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you be with the bullshit

A joke or term used to say that you are goofing off or playing around or being funny
John says to Avery I’m going to the gym at 5. Avery goes to John’s house at 8 and says how was the gym? John says he never went to the gym. Avery says “you be with the bullshit”.
by John gotti June 24, 2023
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