Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.

Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.

by rickabone June 28, 2021

Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017

Zikky bird

“Zikky bird” is a slur used against the species “Zilly beans.

“You zikky bird!!”

by Yoooooo mamas October 16, 2021

bird line

As the crow flies

Not driving miles, bird line.

by Willkog September 6, 2018

Migratory Bird

A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.

Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season

by DrHerpDerpington September 26, 2011

Bird Feeder

When you ejaculate on a man or woman's face, lick it off, and then spit into their mouth.

Khory gave her the bird feeder and she loved it.

by tdement661 June 16, 2018

Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014