Biked

Destroyed, ass, shit, fucked

I am biked as fuck right now

by Glass Joker September 26, 2021

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

Bike Rider

It’s a person who stay in your business and stays commenting on topics you talk about

Me: I’m Batman

Random:no your not

Me:BIKE RIDER

by Chasisbatman May 31, 2022

bike extension

a relationship between two people is like a bike a relationship between three people or more is kind of like a bike extension

when looking at a cute couple they realized they wanted to be the bike extension

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.

Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.

by Jay Riv May 17, 2023

Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.

I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.

by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021