Bike without a seat

What I ride

Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot

by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021

Bike

a two wheeler car

I rode a bike

by Jeffrey bagel's Boyfriend August 18, 2024

i always bike shush

Used when you want say you get raped up the ass, but instead say that "i always bike, shush".

I am losing weight, I always bike shush!

by spurple June 20, 2025

Bike Packing

1. A form of self-supported adventure cycling where a person travels long distances by bike while carrying gear (usually in frame bags or backpacks), camping overnight in the wilderness. Think backpacking, but on two wheels.

2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.

Annalise said she was bike packing on the island, but I’m pretty sure her biggest hardship was forgetting the Netflix password at her lakeside Airbnb.

by CaptainJJ July 7, 2025

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

We Bike

We bike (phrase, slang — Florida State Seminoles football fandom)
A tongue‑in‑cheek rallying cry used by Florida State fans after the team secures a win following a loss, a losing streak, or an overall losing season. Often shared with a wink of self‑awareness, it playfully signals “we’re back” — but with the knowing humor of those who’ve endured the rough stretch. IYKYK.

We bike!!!!

by Bigwils September 9, 2025