stack bastard

Extremely Fat and annoying.

-fuck you fat motherfucka, stack bastard.

by jelly beeaan February 5, 2023

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023

cheeky bastard

midget that sneeks past you and steals the golden gun

that oddjob is a cheeky bastard

by oddjobteabagger February 5, 2010

stupid bastard

See the future in the palm of my hand.

Poker with the Joker and some Uno Cards.

The Bloodhound Gang are a bunch of stupid bastard( S ).

by larstait November 3, 2003

dickless bastard

a person or friend who talks shit about their friends on this site.

Hooker with a Penis <bawlz>

by Daniel Mullica May 31, 2003

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

bastard sauce

male ejaculate, but more specifically, ejaculate that creates a bastard child.

"the condom broke and i got my bastard sauce all up in her vag"

by molotovCT October 20, 2008