American Burrito 

Any Burrito is an American Burrito because a Mexican Burrito doesn't exist.

Ignorant American: "hey Hoezay (Jose) I'll take ya to Taco Bell so u can make me one of them Burritos.i love me sum Burritos how about you do ya like that good Mexican food."

Mexican Named George: "It's not my fault you don't know how to order from Taco Bell or how to make your own American Burrito. I like to eat a Burrito every once in a while but I eat it like it's a foreign food because they don't make fake Mexican food in my hometown.

American Burrito by Concerned Mexican October 15, 2007

Mouth Burrito 

vomit or the act of vomiting. usually from drinking too much booze.

"i don't remember last night, but i woke up covered in mouth burrito."

"hey that dude just mouth burrito'd all over the new carpeting!"

Mouth Burrito by Chewy! December 9, 2008

flying burrito 

When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.

A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.

flying burrito by The Big Ofer March 9, 2008

filthy burrito 

a filthy burrito is the act of placing your finger inside a womans mouth during sex most times after rubbing your finger on something else like ball sweat, booty juice, pre-cum, or some d.n.a.

foreign d.n.a. in a womans mouth is a filthy burrito.

filthy burrito by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

ECOLOGIC BURRITO 

A FEMALE PERSON THAT WORKS ON THE ECOLOGIC AREA AND HAS A STINKY VAGINA

OOO MY GOD THAT BITCH HAS A HUGE ECOLOGIC BURRITO

ECOLOGIC BURRITO by JE2388 March 9, 2009

Texas Spicy Burrito 

When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake

Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag

Texas Spicy Burrito by GMD68048 March 18, 2011

Michigan pineapple burrito 

When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)

Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."

Michigan pineapple burrito by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011