Blonde

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.

Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!

by Shreks cousins sisters mom July 21, 2021

Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

blonde harry

A bitch as nigga who is better than actually Harry and I'm staning him because Harry decided to go be a hoe and go on a yatch with Kendall Jenner mkay mkay thanks Harold but you can keep you love I got blonde Harry to keep me company

Im a blonde Harry Stan

by I Stan blonde Harry 🖕🏻 April 13, 2016

Blonde Goober

Blonde goobers are people are usually taken by marg evans . Blonde goobers are classic blondies, hockey players and sexy gods.

"Oh look its marg and a blonde goober, classic."

by MARG BAES August 13, 2019

That Blonde

Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.

Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.

by crudmonkey December 26, 2023

Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025