Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.

"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."

by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009

Anal Rain Dance

The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"

Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.

by TheCraw2 September 23, 2009

Anal 69

When two people munch butt instead of licking genitalia in the 69 position

Johnny blew a big, stinky, wet fart in Julia's mouth while they were performing anal 69, and she thought it was icky.

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

anal cleavage

The part of the butt that is visible, usually on a girl when her jeans don't cover the top of the butt. Also know as the butt crack.

That girl has the biggest anal cleavage hanging out of those jeans!

by Unstickytape March 5, 2008

anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Anal Salad

The act of eating a flower from ones rectum.

he put ranch on his anal salad.

by T-L-R October 21, 2010

anal sphincter

The ring around your bum hole that causes it to prolapse.

Oi Emma piss off before i shove my fist up your anal sphincter!

by highland spring April 8, 2011