Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009

Gleek-attack

a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.

I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.

by Jason O Hanson November 11, 2010

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022

Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016

Alcatraz Attack

An Alcatraz Attack is when you get fucked by a wolf with rabies the recently fucked a squirrel with chocolate on its dick.

Mark got rolled up on and they did an Alcatraz Attack.

by SugmaBalls69420 March 15, 2021

japan attacked

When a girls starts her period surprisingly or if a girl is on her period

Sara: wanna go swimming Jan?

Jan: sorry can Japan attacked

by Random belly button April 10, 2017