jacob parsons

basically the goat

braden: dang did you see jacob parsons

kynlie: ya he’s so hot and the goat

by jpdagoatyaboi March 03, 2018

Jacob Wise

A very VERY British Man, who loves extra sweet tea.

Jacob Wise: B'rish Bruv, I luv sweet teh

by Cuttlefish 15 April 04, 2023

Jacob Kielty

Jacob Kielty is a boxer and an absolute legend he is a great friend and will look out for you if you give him hype he will go beyond his limits and become a god

Hide your girlfriends Jacob Kielty is here his game is on another level!

by ANDwhat?! April 16, 2023

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 14, 2019

Jacob P

an amazing guy who is really cool and funny and nice and yeah. spill the tea 🤠😎

Jacob p is cool

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 17, 2019

jacob wadeson

Just a freak really who loves to eat shit. Also is in a very toxic relationship with his mother. Will also get emotionally attached to girls after one kiss. Very funny person though.

Freddie: Yo, you're moving like Jacob Wadeson!
Frank: HOW?!?!
Freddie: You're going to tell rachel you love her!
Frank: I guess i am a bit of a Jacob Wadeson

by DrGirth May 06, 2020

jacob marquez

Sweet loving guy, loves to have fun, and never turns down an offer.

Good boyfriend. A Jacob Marquez is someone you can trust, good at solving emotional problems. Can treat a lady with respect and is often romantic. A Jacob marquez is into sports or reading.

"Hey is that Jacob marquez on the tv"

by Popman060703 January 05, 2017