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z-tard

Retarded person on the internet who spams you with the entire alphabet, either correct or not, ending it with Z.
It can also refer to people who mis-spell almost every word or every other word and add or replace a letter with Z for no apparent reason. Most of these people can be found on common sites like Myspace, Gaiaonline, Youtube, or any other large site that can show local text by the public.
Most are doing it just to annoy you.
Others are just that stupid.
Today, I was going on Myspace to check my messages when I found the most ridiculous Z-tard that I almost commited genocide.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
mugGet the z-tardmug.

Z-Tabs

Another name for Zanex Bars or Zanex
That guy took a big ass z-tabs and that nigga was fucked up all night.
by ImaPlayboy August 3, 2007
mugGet the Z-Tabsmug.

Big Z

I got put on big z for depression. I didn't like it much.
by Fantastic Frank Lopez October 20, 2008
mugGet the Big Zmug.

Jay-Z

Tha best fuqin rapper ever to breathe into the mic... Any questions?
by fuqanaem March 21, 2004
mugGet the Jay-Zmug.

Z-Daddy

A boyfriend who is significantly older than you.
Sally: "I saw your Dad in my dream."
Bob: "Did you know if it was my Dad or my Z-Daddy?"
Sally: "Huh?"
Bob: "Z-Daddy is an older boyfriend. Saying it that way is too boring."
by 8Renee8 July 19, 2016
mugGet the Z-Daddymug.

Dragonball Z

A gay show viewed only by those whose IQ exceeds their weight.
I know this 110-lb nerd who watches DBZ.
Oops...i referred to it as DBZ!! Hope I'm not turning into a nerd.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
mugGet the Dragonball Zmug.

jay-z

Guy 1:Like whazzzzup man!! Jay-Z is the fuzzin greatest! Yo yo yo snoop dogg!

Guy 2:Yeah man he's off the HIZZZZZZZZAYYYYYYY!!!

Guy 1:TRUE DAT MAN! TRUE DAT!

Guy 2:I gotta go now cuz JAY-Z IS ON THE TV!!!

Guy 1:WOAH MAN THAT'S THE FUZZIN GREATEST FUZZIN THANG EVA!! HE'S THE SPIT!!
by TheWiggidy April 30, 2004
mugGet the jay-zmug.

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